Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Le 12 fatiche di Ercole architetto

The 12 Labors of Hercules Architect
1 Restore Hansel & Gretel's gingerbread house drenched by the rain
2 Design Tarzan's eco-friendly house (in the jungle)
3 Participate in a talent show for architects
4 Paint Villa Savoye with polka dots
5 Disassemble the Eiffel Tower following the instructions on the box
6 Shoot a remake of "The House" and "The Belly of an Architect"
7 Realize (at least) 1 of Yona Friedman's ideas
8 A project to make Pompeii inhabitable
9 Build the other 2 pyramids in front of the Louvre-Giza
10 ****, ** ** ****' **********!
11 Moving staircases, moving floors, moving ceilings, moving toilets, moving roofs, moving kitchens
12 Housexy you!
(+ Chisel the Pillars of Hercules) (+ Scream JAWAAAAAAAA in Barcelona Pavilion) (+ POINK POINK up on the roofs!)


1 Restaurare la casa-biscotti di Hansel & Gretel inzuppata dalla pioggia
Disegnare la casa ecocompatibile di Tarzan (nella giungla)
3 Partecipazione ad un talent-show per architetti
4 Dipingere a pois Villa Savoye
5 Smontare la Torre Eiffel seguendo le istruzioni della scatola
6 Girare un remake di “The house” e “The belly of an architect
7 Realizzare 1 (almeno) delle idee di Yona Friedman
8 Progetto per rendere abitabile Pompei
9 Costruire davanti al Louvre-Giza le altre 2 piramidi
10 ****, ** ** ****' **********!
11 Scale mobili, pavimenti mobili, soffitti mobili, toilette mobili, tetti mobili, cucine mobili
12 Housexy you!
(+ Scolpire le colonnine d'Ercole)